If you have lasted a full fortnight of Wimbledon without imagining your fave tennis stars nude, the priesthood doubtless beckons. All those upskirts. All those downblowses. All that grunting! It’s hard for a guy not to kick back and practice his backhand stroke!
Tennis Stars Nude – Anna Kournikova
Let’s get this tennis stars nude special rolling! First up we have one of the most lusted after sportswomen ever, the delectable Anna Kournikova. Here is what happens when an eagle-eyed paparazzo catches her game, set and snatch. Russian star Anna seems to be sporting a fine Brazilian. She wasn’t the greatest champion on court, but few could match her earnings off it. Wherever she goes, luckily for us the paparazzi usually follow.
Serena Williams Tits Out At The Beach
Out! That one is definitely out! Serena Williams is a grunting all-conquering amazon on court. Who knew she could be so womanly and curvaceous off it. Again we have to thank a long lens camera for these amazing shots of Serena’s tits popping out at the beach. One thing is for sure: her new baby ain’t gonna go hungry! If you’ve ever wondered why Serena Williams sports those ultra safe bras on court, now you know. It’s that or two self-inflicted black eyes every time she makes a swing!
Tennis Fantasy Fave Maria Sharapova
On the court, Serena Williams has been the undisputed tennis queen of the past 20 years. Off it, beautiful Russian star Maria Sharapova has cleaned up. She has amassed nearly $300 million in lifetime earnings, most of it via modelling and endorsements. Winning 5 Grand Slam titles hasn’t hurt that, of course. But it’s Maria Sharapova’s pin-up good looks which helped make her the highest earning sportswoman for a full nine years of her career. If you haven’t knocked one out watching Maria grunt her way to a victory, you haven’t lived!
You can’t beat a bit of celebrity beach nudity: nipslips, butt peaks and even the occasional pussy flash make for collector’s item photoshoots. So let’s get this bikini-busting first stroll through the paparazzi beach archives rolling.
Courteney Cox Bikini Nipple Slip Oops
All those episodes of Friends we sat watching with girlfriends, politely smiling, wondering how much longer til we can put on the sport, finally deliver pay dirt. Without them, we would barely know who Courteney Coxis and the delight of catching this glorious oops moment wouldn’t deliver anywhere near the boner. This paparazzi picture set includes a day out at the beach with her young daughter, who wonderfully chooses to pull down Corteney’s bikini and give us a flash of Monica’s nipples. Result!
Uma Thurman’s Celebrity Beach Nudity
The plot of this little thriller is about a dangerous liaison between a busty stark bollock naked Uma Thurman on a private beach and an enterprising paparazzo’s telephoto lens. The audience reaction of those who click to check out the full photoset is generally a big (cough) thumbs up. Uma Thurman has a great set of tits!
Jennifer Aniston Beach Booty Bonanza
Well, we’ve done Monica, so we might as well do Rachel. Yeah, yeah … ok, so I know the names of their Friends characters. We don’t see everything in this sexy paparazzi beach photoset. But with her legs high in the air and her bikini squeezed up high somewhere else, it’s pretty safe to say the ‘Rachel cut’ is a lot more severe downstairs than up!
Natalie Portman Shows Paparazzi Nips
Any day you see Padmé Amidala’s nipples can’t be too bad a day. The force was definitely with the devoted paparazzo who managed to snap Oscar winner Natalie Portman‘s ripe buds on a day out at an exclusive beach with a friend. She doesn’t have the biggest tits. But they are definitely perky. Well, my lightsaber’s glowing!
Cameron Diaz Naked Cavorting At Beach
The only thing better than celebrity beach nudity is all the nudity plus a bit of a cavort. In the words of James Fox in Performance, I like a bit of a cavort. And here in this set we have a topless Cameron Diaz doing just that with some lucky paramour. The luscious Something About Mary star is not having actual sex amid the waves. But she’s topless, it looks as if she might be being bedoinked in public and … it’s time for a bathroom break!
Mariah Carey’s Bountiful Wet Bazookas
Mariah Carey had a hit with Touch My Body and, looking at her ripe tits and perky nips in these candid beach pics, certainly will be happy to oblige. She may be moving in to the celeb MILF category these days, but those Carey lungs look as fresh as ever. Next time pray for a friendly wave to dislodge that bikini top about 2 inches to the south!
Miley Cyrus Sexy Celebrity Beach Nudity
Party In The USA time … Miley Cyrus can’t stop stripping away her Disney child star image. Hannah Montana is all grown up and hanging out at the beach here … minus her bikini top! Pop bad girl Miley has some very nice boobs. Not too big, not too small. Just perfect for a little apres swim sucking.
Charmed Star Alyssa Milano Beach Bush
Tony Danza’s teen daughter from Who’s The Boss is definitely all grown up. Some enterprising pap caught Alyssa Milano on a fully nude skinnyu dip in the sea. Alyssa is actually from New York, but we can see here she’s showing definite signs of Brazilian roots. Very trim and quite retro in the age of the full pussy wax.